let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
the first one is terrifying omg
who you starin at wit yo baka lookin ass
omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet